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The act of parking your car in such a manner that a quick exit is possible. Even if it requires multiple maneuvers to achieve it.
"Hey, why you simmonsing your car now, we're just getting coffee?"
"Shut up and get out of the car and let me simmons-it-in!"
"Good shit, yo."
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The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.
"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."
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When a person in a group a dissapears at random a moment with no clue to where they have dissapeared to or how long ago they left.
where has he/she gone? He/she seems to have done a Simmons
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The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.
To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.
Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?
Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."
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Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.
Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at
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(from the latin word "symmynatre" - To love the same sex, homosexual) This word has been used commonly in the East Midlands recently to commemmorate local legend 'Mr.Simmons'
(chant) "Simmonator, simmonator, rock on with the simmonator..."
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Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.
Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at
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