simpcond

Frist meaning-
-A type of transformer that's a simp.

second meaning
- unit of measurement of time in simp standards

First meaning example: The Autobots were forced to go against the simpcons in the 5th movie.
Frist meaning example 2: A simpcond whispered into Optimus Prime's Engine some dirty diesel things

Second meaning example: Our professor decided to convert from units of seconds to units of simpconds.