skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks