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To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.
Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."
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awesome skills in any area, from video games to pimping to faking sick.
dude: how the hell have you faked sick 13 times this month without getting caught?
other dude: cause i got mad faking skillogies and i needed to work on my bf2 skillogies...
dude: yea but my pimping skillogies are way more useful!