Skin dick

Give or receiving sex bareback

My ass is purring like a kitten. I love it when you skin dick me with your solid 8 inches.

skin dick

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .

I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up

Hamster Skin Dick Cape

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

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Dick Skin

1. The foreskin of an uncircumcised male.
2. The skin on the penis.

I got my dick skin caught in my zipper!

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Dick-Skin Condom

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

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Baggy Dick Skin

The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.

"There is nothing worse than going down on a guy only to find out he has baggy dick skin to deal with."

"For an effective blow job, gently pull back on the baggy dick skin and continue stimulation around the penis head and rim."

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No skin off my dick

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

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