fox skin beermat

(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.

Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.

Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"

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skinned fox

Funny, kind,smart,and will get you in trouble for some joke that you pass around in classy to your friends but is there for you always

Ayo skinned fox can I have my favorite note back please “no”