It's not skippy the toilet, it's skibidi toilet
Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.
Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*
Dad: *gasp*
Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.