Skip

A word used to refer to a someone in the Italian-American Mafia that has a higher position than the one of the person talking. A soldier calls a capo "skip". A capo would call a consigliere "skip". A consigliere would call the boss "skip" and so on.

Nicky: So you whacked Little Bobby?

Joe: Yeah, the skip gave me the order.

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skip
v.
1. To hop with one leg foreward, alternating the foreward leg between hops.
2. To be a pervert, to become one, or to make something perverted.
3. To ditch, leave, or flee from.

n.
1. A pervert.
2. A perverted act, jesture, or verbaige
3. A derogatory term for a person of Anglo-Australian decent.

V.
1. "I skipped around the block!"
2. "Dude! Don't skip what I say!"
3. "I skipped science yesterday, and my mom grounded me for a week!"

N.
1. "Ugh! John is such a skip!"
2. "Dude, did she just skip you?"
3. "Don't talk to me, you fuckin' poofta skip!"

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Skip

A derogatory word used to describe Australians, usually used by ethnic people. The term was coined from the TV show "Skippy, The Bush Kangaroo". The Kangaroo being one of Australia's native animals.

Matt: "You want to go to the footy on the weekend?"
Gino: "No way bro, what are you, a skip?"

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Skip

An old head who refuses to listen to facts and are unwilling to be objectively realistic. They will then attempt to refute by using old outdated information, make something up, push blame in an unreasonable comparison or change the subject.

Baker Mayfield had an 11 game stretch and won the first playoff game in decades. Come on Skip what is he doing NOW?

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Skip

A woman/man who hooks up with one's recently widowed/divorced/never married mom or dad and then ditches them later.

Ditch time can be immediately after sex when the partner has fallen asleep or up to a month later, when they just vanish.

Skip #1: I
Skip #2: am
Skip #3: going
Skip #4: to
Skip #5: be
Skip #1: your
Skip #2: new
Skip #6: FAZZA!

-- Example from John Tucker Must Die

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Girl: I can't believe my dad's girlfriend turned out to be a skip!

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Skip

A girl you'd use for a one night stand. You are just with her to dump a load in her.

l was out last night and picked up a skip. She was some skip, I dumped a couple of loads in her!

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Derived from Skip-the-Dishes delivery service, skip is a short form for anything that is delivered personally to someone.

I just skipped Domino's Pizza... you think thats good skip?