Skol log

Shit covered wood or a wooden object used to anally violate somebody

That Josh is real skol log.

Skol Fn Log

The massive greasy log of shit that comes out of you after you chew tobacco, specifically Skoal.

Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.