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when a male and female are having bum sex and the man pulls out to swap to the vagina but 'accidentaly' he misses and sends his jism up the girls chest. as the girl stands up in shock the male 'accidentaly' head butts her in the back of the head.
Male. "sorry about the skrunting last night i swear it was an accident"
Female. "yeah just like it was a accident the other ten times"
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verb: When a woman spontaneously aborts her child while trying to excrete a tremendous fecal load.
Me: OMG, my girlfriend skrunted all over the kitchen floor last night.
Friend: Thank god.
Other Friend: What was she doing trying to poop in the kitchen?
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the voluntary splitting of vagina and anus wall......creates what is commonly known as a skrunt or the "collective"
splittage of female genitals to involve the skunt age of others............ skrunt
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that skunt was skrunting up and down the hall last night. I couldnt fall asleep.
I made that dirty skunt skrunt all night long.
Skunt skrunting is a habbit.
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Stands for Short, Skanky, Cunt, as well as a derogatory term against women who appear to be promiscuous in their sexual behavior.
"Skrunt" originated from Colorado during a intoxicated conversation between friends in 2009, since then has spread to multiple states and countries. Such as: Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Washington D.C., Maryland, New York, Florida; just to name a few. Including countries such as: Germany, Denmark, United Kingdom, and France.
(Friend 1) " Oh dayum! Look at that Skrunt!"
(Friend 2) "haha that skirt couldn't get any shorter!"
(Boyfriend) "Stop being such a Skrunt and flirting with my best friends!"
(Person 1) "Sup Skkkkrrrrunnnnt!"
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I mixture of the words skank and cunt. Discribing the nastiest, uglist, female imagable.
My brother`s girlfriend is a real skrunt!
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