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slapcock

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

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slapcock

a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.

amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.

by keem4 September 3, 2006

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slapcock

1980s. Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.

"Slapcock!"

<Crack!>

"Aaaah!"

by angus123 August 13, 2007

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Slapcock

Noun- A person who pretends to to have knowledge on a particular subject.

This slapcock has no idea what he's talking about!

by Jayplus October 7, 2019