sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

sleep number

number of people someone has slept with

You just made my sleep number four

10👍 12👎

Sleep Number

The act of forming an erection while you sleep.

Ex. I had a sleep number last night.

4👍 4👎

sleep number

the number of people you have slept with

My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!