Sleep sandwiching

Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. They may also seem slightly dazed or confused.

WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.

Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.

My brother suffers from chronic sleep sandwiching.

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Sleep sandwich

When ur hungry but instead of eating you go to sleep. You usually wake up with out the feeling of hunger. This is a step down from a "wish sandwich", which is two
Pieces of bread with nothing in between. You wish you had something to put in it.

I was gonna get a meal but I fell asleep
and had a sleep sandwich instead.

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Porn Sleep Sandwich

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning