Sleeping Shits

Sleeping and take a shit on yourself. You dont realize that you have shit on yourself until the next morning.

Josh passed out from a night of drinking and shat on himself. The next morning, he realized that he had the Sleeping Shits.

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Sleep-shitting

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.

After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”