Sleepy peepee

Refers to the inevitable loss of blood flow to the penis while bicycling long distances, which numbs the appendage creating the sense that your "pee-pee" is asleep.

I had some serious sleepy peepee at around mile 20 of that ride.

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Sleepy peepee

When you cannot get it up despite all efforts.

"Wow did you hear, nathan had a sleepy peepee when with that one girl?"
"Really, that sucks."

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Sleepy Peepee

When you are so drunk you fall asleep after fornication with a partner, and forget mandatory bladder relief. While sleeping you release a raging torrent of urine onto "said" victim. Upon waking up to the smell of asparagus, you make a quick exit.

Damn Steve has perfected the 'ol sleepy peepee so well the girl thought she pissed herself.

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