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Running in shorts with no underwear, which makes the dong bounce up and down like a slinky hence the name slinky dick
Hey Bry, look at that guy running you can see his slinky dick.
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The dude at PEX Summer Festival that had a slinky attached to his dick
"Look at slinky dick over there!"
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The act of your penis retracting into your stomach, as a result of the force of nature along causing the penis to shrivel up into a small penis that resembles that of a slinky
Sitting on the toilet this morning, I went to take a shit and then I realized I had a slinky dick
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One who has been fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus and brags about it.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Richard: Just want you all to know that I am fully vaccinated!
Greg: Oh, Greg, you slinky dick! 'Bout time you got your vax! Let's hit up AppleBees later, bro.
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