slinky of death

an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.

The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.

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