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When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall
Yo bro, I gave my girlfriend a slippery lizard last night
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The WORST word in urban dictionary
Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?
Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
When you are about to cum inside of her and you pull out and put your penis in a glass of milk and scream "that's the power if pinesol baby!"
"Wanna do a slippery lizard?"
"No. Never again"
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also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.
That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!
yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.
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