a shit that falls out fast enough to break the procelin
after I ate the chicken i had the best slippery sam ever.
7👍 7👎
While a girl shower's you jizz on the floor so when she steps out she slips and falls in seamen
"Dude my girlfriend pissed me off so when she showered i gave her the Slippery Sam"
"Awesome"
"Yeah, she cracked her head though"
5👍 9👎