Sloppy Cake

When someone's rump is fat but not in a slim thick way; a sloppy way

"Yo she's got some sloppy cake! Oh hell nah!"
"I like myself a man with some ASS but I don't like no sloppy cake, just that good, tight, thick shit."

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Sloppy Cake

Slang term for vagina

Lashandra: Yeah I use men. They'd use me. While they're lying under me, they've probably been lying under somebody else's sloppy cake,

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sloppy mud cake

When you and a partner shit and cum on each others dicks, then blow one another off, and end it off with a French kiss

I hear the janitors giving out free sloppy mud cakes in the broom closet

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Sloppy, Green Wart-cake

Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.

While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!

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