sloppy hole

A loose and blown out vagina.

She has such a sloppy hole I couldn't feel anything!

Sloppy Fuck Hole

You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.

Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.

Sloppy Icelandic Bum Hole

Someone who is from Iceland and has an extremelly smelly, sloppy, and sweaty ass.

Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!

Sloppy Stephen Butt Hole

When a guy named Stephen has a butthole so sweaty and sloppy that it constantly leaks a chunky, dark brown substance that mildly resembles a placenta.

me : "Yo, broseph! what u wanna do today?"
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"

me: "ok bro good luck."

Droopy sloppy gaping hole

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping

I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole