sloppy pancake

when you blow your load all over a girls stomach and then you rub it all around on her stomach

i gave this girl a sloppy pancake

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sloppy pancake

Sloppy Pancakes or (Tortitas Desaliñadas) as some people refer to it as, is the act of violently blowing your load on a plate and adding ingredients such as strawberries, chocolate chips or whatever your heart desires, and tossing it in the oven at a temperature of 375 for 15 minutes. You know it is down when it has a sort of pancakey consistency. Whereafter, you shall apply a liberal amount of whipped toppings of your choice and serve. Best enjoyed with a cup of OJ.

Would you like a sloppy pancake with your eggs dear?

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