Sloppy Ploppies

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.

"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."

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Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

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hot sloppy ploppy

A particularly nasty bowel movement, especially if it is diarrhea. Often used with the verb drop.

I walked all around campus trying to locate an isolated bathroom so I could drop a hot sloppy ploppy.

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