slossy

1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk

I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.

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slossy

A term of endearment or pet name for someone you love, usually your wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend. Can also be directed towards a family member.

"I love you slossy!"

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