Slow Blink

What you do when the person that is talking to you is so annoying or wrong.

Fuckboy: ayy girl ur fine

Me: *slow blinks*

slow blinking

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are

Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*

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The Slow Blink

A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.

Jenna Marbles is the master of the slow blink.

Slow blink

When someone has just said something so ridiculous, so moronic, so foolish, and you can't even fathom what part of their brain spewed out that nonsensical bullshit.

*insert slow blink* "Who even are you?.. I cannot believe you just said that"

*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"

*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "

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