slow head

A nice and slow blow job.

After a long day at work Julie rewards her man with some slow head.

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you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

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surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."