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Slow Playing

Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.

Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.

by itsM3a November 23, 2022


slow play

Dating someone for an extended period of time without proposing marriage.

Andy has been dating Adi for at least 3 years, but they are not engaged. He must be slow playing her.

by T Ferguson March 7, 2007

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Slow play

When you have a very strong hand in poker, but play passively in the hopes of getting others to bluff or catch a card that will make a good second best hand. The ultimate objective is to get more money out of your opponents.

Bob: When the flop came down 88J and I had 8J, I checked it in the hopes that someone would catch something and I could get paid off.

Saul: Nice slow play.

by dauman February 19, 2010

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slow playing

Prolonging an injury, or a project for a very long time; and lagging with trying to solve it or fix it.

"Luke is slow playing it right now, and not getting any work done."

by efishies15 June 1, 2013

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Slow Kids At Play

Slow Kids At Play is a webcomic loosely based on the life of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp in Austin, Texas. The two guys along with their unlikely friend Mortimer, a crazy maniac penguin bent on world domination, and Bobby's girlfriend Amanda, a crazy maniac women bent on Bobby domination, regularly save the day from the strange and fantastic things that threated the world. Every Monday and Friday, Bobby and Dustin can be seen fighting the evil government organization S.C.U.B.I.D.U. (Secret Continental Underground Bureau for the Investigation of the Diabolicaly Unnatural) humiliating public icons, and rapeing pop culture.

Written and Maintained by Bobby Dean
All Art and Graphics by Dustin Beauchamp

Slow Kids At Play is copyrighted by Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp - 2006

Any use of the characters or their likenesses must be done so with the express written concent of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp.

All logos, characters, and images are trademarks of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp and may only be used with their permission.

Slow Kids At Play - SlowKids.net

by Dustin Beauchamp September 7, 2006

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