slowcock

A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.

Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.

Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!

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