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A frozen drink sold at 7-eleven in many different flavors. Dispensed by machines that are broken most of the time.
Would you be wanting a slurpee with that?
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A sweet-tasting frozen drink made by continually stirring a flavored syrop at a below-freezing temperature to create a frozen, yet fluid drink. One of God's greatest gifts to humans.
Great for cooling down in the summer, but best in the winter after hockey games.
You guys want anything from Sev?
Yeah: Slurpees!
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A flavoured slush drink pumped with sugar to get the blood flowing. Slurpees are sold at 7-Elevens. Slurpees come in many flavours, ranging from popular soft drink flavours to 7-Eleven's own mixes.
The Slurpee capital of the world is Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
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A slurpee is when you pee while yelling slurs.
James:WHY ARE YOU YELLING SLURS??
Mark:im taking a slurpee!
The greatest munchee drink ever created. Better then any other semi-frozen drink out there, and a great suppliment to a bag of chips. Especially when you are high.
Also, great for brain freezes.
This slurpee is rediculously good. Crazy rediculously.
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When the man is about to ejaculate, he presses his penis firmly against either of the woman's nostril. He ejaculates in to the nasal cavity. She then snorts, and swallows the cum.
So this chick almost gagged when I gave her the slurpee last night.
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A very cold blowjob, usually after the person eats ice cream or drinks a Slurpee
What I thought was going to be a fun and exciting night was ruined when my girlfriend slurpeed me