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"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."
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To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.
Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!
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