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Slutty Bean Bag Chair

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.

Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

by Father Longcauk March 25, 2014

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