Metaphor for female masturbation.
Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...
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a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.
rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules
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The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.
Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."
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euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.
She smacks the pony right now.
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Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."
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When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.
Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'
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