smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

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smackeral

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.

"Mmm delicous, just a smakeral of honey."

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Smackers

An old east coast term for dollars, usually enough to smack someone in the face with and they wouldn't care

"The ransom asked was 'a Hundred Thousand Smackers!"
-Billy Halop in Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)

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smackers

E pill that hitts hard

"ey bluhd do you know where i can get some smackers?"

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smacker

Slang or Street Name for MDMA (Ectasy).

The pill or pills is so potent its like a smacker hits you.

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smackers

1: another word for lips

that girl's got some big smackers.

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Smacker

A word for currency.
Means dollars.

Can I please have 50 smackers so that I can go to the store and buy a bottle of whiskey?

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