Small umbrella

Performing a small umbrella involves three or more individuals in a sex act. The man or one of the men in the situation uses their erect penis as a “small umbrella” to shield another’s face from the third, or more, person’s ejaculate.

The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos was Small Umbrella.

Person 1: I’m so glad he did a small umbrella. I don’t like getting it in my eye.
Person 2: so jealous.