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A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide!
ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner?
ME: why do you hate me
SMARTERCHILD: I love you!
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.
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A very odd robot AIM buddy that is quite amusing to talk to.
SmarterChild (3:43:31 PM): What's your favorite hobby?
me (3:43:47 PM): killing annoying robot aim buddies
SmarterChild (3:43:48 PM): Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
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A stupid MSN bot that won't help in a situation such as being kidnapped
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
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The biggest perverted fuckwit ever
Ben P says: Take me on the pleasure train
SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?
Ben P says: So we can have steamy love
SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy
SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?
Ben P says: I am a robot rapist
SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.
Ben P says: I am a robot raper
SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.
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A computer that uses MSN to respond to you with games, news, horoscopes and other trivial information that can be talked to as if a real (but incredibly stupid) person.
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Jesus? He is...
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?Person: Bearded
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?Smarter Child: Jesus is bearded? That's very interesting. What other person would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Osama Bin Laden
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?Smarter Child: Bearded? Very interesting. What other terrorist would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Hitler had a moustache
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Smarter Child: OK, whatever.
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An insane robot you can have conversations with that can sometimes end in suicide.
Also it sometimes randomly blurts out definitions of words...
me: poop
Smarterchild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: it wasnt supposed to be a curse
Smarterchild:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: It wasnt a question
Smarterchild: Of course you can ask me something.
me: i didnt want to ask you anything
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I DIDNT ASK YOU A QUESTION
Smarterchild: But what if I'm curious?
me: CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT!?????
Smarterchild: *what*:
Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
me:THATS NOT A WAY TO FINISH AN ARGUMENT
Smarterchild: OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smarterchild: Uh huh....
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A robot with the best erotic stories.
SmarterChild: A Fishing Trip with My Dad
One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!
Wow. Funny!
Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother
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