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the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along
girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me
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The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.