what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement
Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!
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A female that you will have sexual Intercourse with but not date
Anahi is a great smash bag but not a great gf.
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1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!
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Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.
She's a paper bag smash.
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Another word for condom
Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson