smashed on

when peoploe fight and one person beats the shit out of the other, usually in the face and head.

dan smashed on sergio in the fight last week

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smashed on

1. Telling someone of lesser intelligence how increasingly stupid they are, then making an obvious statement, and showing them how idiotic they REALLY truly are..
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"

1.
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D

2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*

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Smash and smash

Similar to Netflix and chill, Smash and smash is the act of having someone over and playing Super Smash Bros and then following that with one or more sexual acts.

Bro1: Hey I heard you and Abby Netflix and chilled last night?
Bro2: Nah man, we Smash and smashed.

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Smashings

A show of affection.Given by touch or implied by speaking the word.

I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.

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Smash it

to be successful

Dude! Don't sweat your exam,I 'm sure you'll smash it.

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smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

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smashed it

when u do summet really good/cool

look at dat boy, he smashed it

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