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When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.
Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.
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Verb- A sexual act in which a man is having sex with a woman doggy style, right as she is about to orgasm, the man leans in next to her ear and breathes like Smeagol from lord of the rings.
"Dude I smeagoled that bitch so hard last night!"
"We were smeagoling all night long."
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Verb.
To Smeagol is to hoard something in an obsessive scary way that is their precious. Usually involving an abrupt personality change.
Refurring to a character in the Lord of the Rings movies who was obsessed with the evil ring of power making him nuts and became Gollum.
(Technically from a nerdy standpoint it is "Golluming" but it didn't sound as funny.)
She was hugging the free fabric Smeagoling it to make sure the other crafters didn't get her precious pile.
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When someone is "Smeagoling" it means that they are only thinking about themselves. their own ego.
it's when someone doesn't think about the movement or their group. they just think about their own fame and success.
"Look at that guy just taking all of the shine at a moment he doesn't even deserves it!"
"Yeah man, He is smeagoling big time right now."
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Smeagoled verb.
To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.
Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.
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When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.
"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"
The art of finding people know, but don't know...via social networking sites such as Facebook or MySpace and the like.
The Smeagoller simply uses his/her cunning to find the person they're after.
If you successfully "Smeagol" (find) the person they are said to have been "Smeagolled"
"Remember that girl I pulled the other night? I was smeagolling her on facebook...turns out she's a cheerleader!"
"Jonny smeagolled that chick from the bus"
"Who's the girl that works in the bar on fridays?" "I don't know, why don't you smeagol her ass on facebook later? i think shes friends with Toms mate Harry..."