smell like smoke

How your wife/girlfriend/significant other describes the odor emanting from your clothes and every pore of your body after you go to a strip joint and didn't tell her.

Code for going to a strip club. What you say to your bro when you are discussing going to a strip club and not telling your wife/GF/SO.

Wife/GF/SO: You smell like smoke. Did you got to a strip joint?
Husband/BF/SO: Uhhh, what? Strip club? No, uh, my boss was smoking and I had to stand near him. Uh, I need to take a shower honey, love ya.

Guy 1: Bro, let's go smell like smoke!
Guy 2: I'm there.

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smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell

The ultimate banned riff that is never to be played but is often requested

“That’s pretty cool, but can you play smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell“