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A girl that has an uncontrollably smelly vagina.
"I ripped off Sarah's pants the other day and she was a smelly kelly. I couldn't have sex with her, I just couldn't do it."
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A species of easily-amused persons named Kelly that reside in Manhattan, Illinois, but freqently migrate to both Champaign and Chicago. Can usually be found purchasing Hello-Kitty related items, leaving various important items at Omie's dorm, and listening to emo music. Like all humans, they can potentially smell bad if they avoid bathing for long periods of time.
I'm going to see Flogging Molly with Smelly Kelly next Wednesday.
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A person named Kellie, who is very smelly.
A Smellie Kellie usually has many boyfriends at a time. This includes but is not limited to number 1, 2, or 3.
If a Smellie Kellie is threatened she will either resort to screaming or telling you to suck her toes.
A Smellie Kellie also can't break the :30 or the 1:05
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Also known as Sweaty Kellie, Stinky Kellie, Toe Jam, Smellie Toe Jam, SK, TJ, STJ, "oh my lanta" girl, "suck my toes" girl, and as Logan's girl.
Person: Hey what's up Smellie Kellie
Smellie Kellie: OMG I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY LANTA, SUCK MY TOE 1, 2, AND 3, AND 11, AND 12, AND 15, AND 16, AND 18.
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When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.
“I gave that bitch a smelly r-Kelly, and watched her vomit”