smelly poop mop

A large tuft of unkempt anal pubic hairs that can be found clustered around a filthy anus. (Most often these mops are chock-full of dingleberries) they are known to help clean shit off of a penis (or object) that has been removed from a stinky, shit riddled asshole.

If it wasn't for her smelly poop Mop, I could have given her and Dirty Rodriguez

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