smelly taco

A smelly taco is slang for a vagina that smells of cheap taco seasoning and the unfulfilled dreams of unbaptized orphans.

Hey Steve, have you ever smelled Jane`s vagina? In my classification handbook for vagina scents, similar to a handbook for animal tracks, it is most closely related to the smelly taco.

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Taco Smelly

The massive explosive diarrhea that takes place after eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Jared Rucker had to eat his Taco Bell on the toilet because he wanted to avoid having Taco Smelly in his pants.