Smelly Virge

"Virge" short for 'virgin'
1.
When a prick thinks he's sick when really he is just a mong that hasn't had sex acting like he has.

2.

Someone named Michael

1.
Chegwin - 'Had sex with this bird earlier'
Segwin - 'Wise up ya smelly virge'

2.

*someone robs ya school bag*

Tom - 'FUCK YOU DOING?!'
Rhys - *falls over with bag*

Tom - 'Ya smelly virge, don't pinch me bag ya fanny'

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Smelly Virge

1. When a prick acts like he's sick when he's not and really just turns out to be a virgin acting like he's had sex

2. One named Michael

1.
Michael: 'Ay I had sex with my girlfriend earlier'

Chegwin: 'wise up ya smelly Virge'

2.
*When someone robs your property*

Chegwin: 'Wow, fuck you doing with my phone?!'
Rhys: *falls over whilst running away with phone*
Chegwin: 'ahaha, don't pinch me phone again ya smelly virge'

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