Smoke Blower

Someone who figuratively blows smoke up your ass or otherwise talks about someone or something as though it were a big deal, when in fact it isnt.

Also, people who say they'll do something really big, but when it comes down to it, they are "just blowing smoke." Similar to a Sunshine Blower.

Tom: When I meet the president of our company, I'm really going to give him a piece of my mind!

John: Yeah, whatever dude you're just a Smoke Blower.

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Smoke-blower-upper-asser

Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

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