smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

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