smoke some bacon

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you

"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"

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Smoking some Bacon

The act of killing cops. Shooting some pigs.

"Hey man, what did you get up to this weekend?"
"Oh, I just went out and smoked some bacon. Pretty slow weekend."
"Yeah, Smoking some Bacon isn't very exciting."