When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.
Fwoah!! Shaved Ham!! E-Ewww....
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When a ham is under the influence of marijuana
look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil
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When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.
I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham
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Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.
Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.
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The act of farting past a turd in your ass
I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.
I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.
Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.