Smoking black

What someone's says to a person who is talking or doing something reckless

Friend:let's jump off this building

Me:you must be smoking black if u think imma do this dumb shit

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smoking a black

Smoking a black and mild cigarette. Tobacco.

He's smoking a black, but I told him it's weed.

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Black Smoke

The awesome substance that pours out of the exhaust of most diesel trucks. Easiest to acheive when laying on the pedal before the turbo spools up. Best done with behind the wheel exhaust when an expensive car is behind you with the windows open. Best done with stacks when being followed by a group of bikers.

Dude, check out this group of asshole bikers behind me. I'm gonna black smoke the shit out of them.

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Smoke the Black Bush

When you give a black man a blowjob while his pubes are on fire.

Last night Tyrone wanted my to "smoke the black bush".

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black smoke

a black guy that smokes

White man 1: Hey man is that a black smoke over there?
White man 2: I think so white man 1
White man 1: ok i thort so

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Magic Black Smoke

This type of smoke emits from a car or truck when it finally fails on you. This type of smoke is magical because it means it will NEVER run again.

Me: hey Joe, Why is Elmo kicking the crap out of his truck?
(Elmo in backround):YOU STUPID POS TRUCK *SMASH*
Joe: Magic Black Smoke came out of his tranny
Me: aw crap, well it is a dodge.

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