Smoking kills

A message seen on cigar packages.
Equal to a girl wearing panties that are saying: "Sex makes children".

1: Can you borrow me some money for cigars, I'm broke.
2: Dude, you should really quit smoking. Isn't that "Smoking kills" telling you anything?
1: Yeah... PLEASE?

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the smoking kills

What? You haven't heard of them? The Smoking Kills is the sweetest band ever to come outta Toronto, yep. With Double-Ben action on gee-tars, and Can on drums, they will most certainly blow your ears off with musical sweetness. Hold your breath for the album, but if it doesn't come within an hour, you can forget that.

-MAN! THE SMOKING KILLS ARE SO SWEET!
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*

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